Hello, hello, my Great Champions
Before I start to tell ye ma' story, I 'll pour one more jar of wine. Ha, Ha... it makes me think clearer.
Ok, (hic).. where were we?
Oh, yea, I was telling ye how great I am.
No, I am not kidding. I AM the best of THE BEST.
Good, the wine is making its effect (hic)
Well, my life story is very simple;
I eat, I drink, I eat, I drink.... oh yea and from time to time sleep and FIGHT: fighting in the brawl, fighting in the arena championship, fighting for women, .. (hic)
YEAAAHHH, the great norn women. very VERY YUUUUMMY ones... (hic) and I'm not talking 'bout eating them, ye know ... ha ha ha... (hic, hic, burp)
I've tried to fight the dragons too and (hic) I 've got the chance to do it once... There was some alien invasion, that some humans named The Isles told us about and it was good they did 'cause I would've missed those too...(burp)...Whatta fight we
Ok, (hic).. where were we?
Oh, yea, I was telling ye how great I am.
No, I am not kidding. I AM the best of THE BEST.
Good, the wine is making its effect (hic)
Well, my life story is very simple;
I eat, I drink, I eat, I drink.... oh yea and from time to time sleep and FIGHT: fighting in the brawl, fighting in the arena championship, fighting for women, .. (hic)
YEAAAHHH, the great norn women. very VERY YUUUUMMY ones... (hic) and I'm not talking 'bout eating them, ye know ... ha ha ha... (hic, hic, burp)
I've tried to fight the dragons too and (hic) I 've got the chance to do it once... There was some alien invasion, that some humans named The Isles told us about and it was good they did 'cause I would've missed those too...(burp)...Whatta fight we
Jora, my beloved Jora. ... Every norn male in my village was in love with her. What am I saying? All males in the Shiverpeak Mountains were in love with her. She has defeated that Great Alien thing together with the humans and other races I've never heard of before.
Ha Ha, Ha... there were some little long-eared guys too, the same hight as the dwarfs Ha Ha Ha.
That Vekk was really a funny one. Thinking of him makes me laugh, Ha Ha Ha Ha
Where was I? Oh, yes... Jora. the beautiful, the powerful Jora. the Goddess Jora.
I bet they will raise a statue in her honor sometime in the future. She IS the perfect norn woman. The perfect CHAMPION.
Ha Ha, Ha... there were some little long-eared guys too, the same hight as the dwarfs Ha Ha Ha.
That Vekk was really a funny one. Thinking of him makes me laugh, Ha Ha Ha Ha
Where was I? Oh, yes... Jora. the beautiful, the powerful Jora. the Goddess Jora.
I bet they will raise a statue in her honor sometime in the future. She IS the perfect norn woman. The perfect CHAMPION.
Man... My head is spinning so badly... I guess I need to go to sleep now.
Hopefully, I 'll continue this when I am sober even though my mom always said to me:
"I prefer your drunken truths than your sober lies". My mom was true... (yawn)
Good night and sweet dreams
Oh, shh.. I shouldn't've written that... and I've forgotten to tell ye ma' name also
I am totally hammered, I see
Signed by THE GREAT CHAMPION . . . .. . . . .(buuuurp)
Hopefully, I 'll continue this when I am sober even though my mom always said to me:
"I prefer your drunken truths than your sober lies". My mom was true... (yawn)
Good night and sweet dreams
Oh, shh.. I shouldn't've written that... and I've forgotten to tell ye ma' name also
I am totally hammered, I see
Signed by THE GREAT CHAMPION . . . .. . . . .(buuuurp)